POOP & POETRY

Not much time to write
Please excuse my brevity
This haiku must do

Sorry for this shitty post, but I’m trying to catch up. The best I can offer you is this weak-ass haiku and a picture of a midget vampire.

So, on Monday, June 23rd, I ran with Team Tiger. Like the porn star said in the scheisse video, “Here’s the poop”:



RUNNING
5 Miles

DRINKING
5 beers at the Tiger (approx. 68 oz.)
2 train beers (24 oz.)
2 home beers (12 oz.)

SLEEP
4 hours